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function snipscatspamper() {
var count = 4;
var r = Math.ceil(Math.random() * count);

if (r == 1) return "<font size=\"1\"><a title=\"Click the picture for complete article...\" href=\"bond_with_your_new_cat_in_5_easy_pampering_steps.htm\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"random-PicArtcTitles/rand01-bond_with_your_new_cat_in_5_easy_pampering_steps.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"83\" align=\"left\"></a><font color=#808080 face=\"Arial\"><div align=\"left\"><font face=Arial color=\"#808080\" size=2><font color=#808080>Wow, you really … Just look at all those toys, the snuggly bed… and that great adventure-enticing activity-scratch-post-jungle-gym contraption you bought just for her....</font><a href=\"bond_with_your_new_cat_in_5_easy_pampering_steps.htm\">(rest of article)</a></font>";

if (r == 2) return "<font size=\"1\"><a title=\"Click the picture for complete article...\" href=\"crucial_kitty_comforts.htm\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"random-PicArtcTitles/rand-crucial_kitty_comforts.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"83\" align=\"left\"></a><font color=#808080 face=\"Arial\"><div align=\"left\"><font face=Arial color=\"#808080\" size=2><font color=#808080>In keeping with… the old Dragnet TV series, \"Just the facts, ma\'am. Just the facts.\"... let\'s get right to the point. Here are the basic items every cat owner needs for...</font><a href=\"crucial_kitty_comforts.htm\">(rest of article)</a></font>";

if (r == 3) return "<font size=\"1\"><a title=\"Click the picture for complete article...\" href=\"the_only_way_to_travel_with_your_cat_is_to_con_him_into_it.htm\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"random-PicArtcTitles/rand-the_only_way_to_travel_with_your_cat_is_to_con_him_into_it.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"83\" align=\"left\"></a><font color=#808080 face=\"Arial\"><div align=\"left\"><font face=Arial color=\"#808080\" size=2><font color=#808080>Well... is \"pamper\" more acceptable? But for those of us who have battled devil-morphed, howling, hissing, let-me-claw-your-eyes-out cat demons... ...</font><a href=\"the_only_way_to_travel_with_your_cat_is_to_con_him_into_it.htm\">(rest of article)</a></font>";

if (r == 4) return "<font size=\"1\"><a title=\"Click the picture for complete article...\" href=\"trash_and_other_free_homemade_kitty_toys.htm\"><img border=\"0\" src=\"random-PicArtcTitles/rand-trash_and_other_free_homemade_kitty_toys.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"83\" align=\"left\"></a><font color=#808080 face=\"Arial\"><div align=\"left\"><font face=Arial color=\"#808080\" size=2><font color=#808080>Rocket science it\'s not! There\'s no mystery to cats. They do exactly what they want to do, when they want, and where they want. And they usually have the most fun whenever...</font><a href=\"trash_and_other_free_homemade_kitty_toys.htm\">(rest of article)</a></font>";


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